THE EwwwwLiYahsaurus
Egg (so
cute, so intricate, so unique)
What we have here is the elusive, thought to
be extinct, spawn of the EwwwwLiYahsaurus Raptor. This specimen was located in a landfill near
Wacko, Texas. HENCE! If you look close, you can see its’ beady little eyes
peering out of the ruined shell of its’ existence, with a bit of saliva dripping
from its’ mouth. As you go around the
egg, you will also see where this raptor has pecked away at its’ own home, so as
to allow its’ tail to see some sunshine also.
This malformed, purely newbie bead was made
with my own two hands, high on top of the hill in mountainous Louisiana. It was created using ivory glass that
probably originated in Italy, along with Iris Orange (raku) frit and silvered
ivory shards. It has been properly
cleaned and annealed in a digital kiln for strength and durability.
Priced at a mere $10, so that you can wear it
or smash it with no feelings of guilt or wastefulness. All proceeds to be donated to the AGLF, and
WE ALL WILL BE REWARDED!!!
  
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